Swedes for Obama was started 2005-01-20.
With the help of some pictures found in our Swedes for Obama pics folder, here's a recap of the last three years...

danger, danger!! soccer, sex, bad language, republican lies and unfunny jokes below. keep reading at your own risk

 

 

ABRAMOFF

Remember these guys? Man, those were some good times.

Those shirts didn't sell very well though.

 

ALASKAN ON YOUR ASS

Ted Stevens really went crazy 05-08.

 

BROWNIEBACK

Sam Brownback, however, went slightly crazier than Ted.

 

CAVUTO COMEDY

On this question our answer is "no"

...but here a "yes" could work.

 

COLBERT GETS SOME NUTS

The journalist with the French-sounding name entertained the press.
Immediately after it was downloaded like crazy on iTunes and watched by hundreds of thousands on YouTube. The M$M (who by the way never breaks character) still claim that no one laughed.

Meanwhile Dennis Miller is working for food on new material. Something about how French women don't shave their armpits. Good stuff.

 

COULTERS C**T

Our pre-Borat the Movie fake reporter Sven paired up Kirk Camerons friend "the banana goes in the hole guy" with tense abstinence only poster girl Ann Coulter. (sorry, but that's just disgusting)

Coulter then pulled out of a debate with Sam Seder.

 

CREWCUT

The second most famous American haircut entered the Senate.

 

CRYING

Lindsey Graham coached Mrs Alito before her husbands hearing. Yet somehow she was shocked (shocked we tell you) to hear what LG had to say about her hubby once the cameras were on.
Of course the M$M blamed the whole thing on the Democrats.

Remember Cavuto from "Cavuto Comedy"? He was funny here to.

 

DECIDER

A radioactive intern bit average George and turned him into a superhero.

 

DOLPH

Dolph "not Chuck Norris" Lundgren turned 50.
We'll salute any guy who turns down MIT (on a Fulbright scholarship) to play He-Man. God bless you "Hasse".

 

DOUCHE

BO released a book. And then Pew released a poll.
(if you want to, they can have something to do with each other)

 

FAIR AND BALANCED

At least one news network gaves us both sides. One of those sides just gets a bigger headline.
FOX News was later removed from our cable package. Perhaps old-angry-Swedish-men didn't like to watch TV-channels by f**king foreigners.

 

FALWELL

Died

 

FASHION

Marc Jacobs had an Al Gore collection. The watchful eye will notice that this clearly must be from before 2005-01-20. Come on, trucker hats!!

 

FINAL FRONTIER

Jesus did some traveling.

 

FINLAND

Conan went to Finland. And yes, one of the Swede for Obama's last name is "Fagerstrom".

 

FREE PRESS '06

 

HATIN' ON CHRISTMAS

FOX News and their "Holiday Ornaments" attacked Christmas.

 

HATIN' ON HILLARY

Either you loved Hillary or you hated her. McCain was just loved by all.

...well, some might have hated him a little bit as well.
Surely this poll changed the media narrative about Clinton, surely.

 

IRONIC MUSTACHES

At one point, the approval ratings for the Bush administration was so low that they decided to take some radical measures. They played around with some ideas, like "the band the Killers singer is frontin' an ironic mustache, maybe we should to".
Bush took the lead with this narrative.

....and guys like Santorum followed. Rick sported the old "San Fran" style.

 

JOE SCHMO

Lieberman switched sides and we played the soccer hooligan card.

 

LEBANON

Israel bombed the shit out of Lebanon and all the Middle East PR-agents went to work.

 

MARK FOLEY

Mark Foley changed sides and joined the Democratic Party.

 

MCCAIN

The Straight Talk Express made some stops at crazy ass Christian colleges.

 

MJF

Rush Limbaugh did the whole "he's faking" routine on Michael J Fox. Rush then went over to his buddy Pete's place and did some more drugs.

 

MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL

Tucker Carlson hated some on us Swedes when Volvo (actually owned by Ford Motors since 1999) thought it was a good idea that some of their cars should have alco-locks in them.
"If I wanna drink and drive, then I should be able to. Stupid socialists!" is not to be confused with "If I wanna get home with my kids without some drunk MF killing them, then I should be able to. Stupid asshole!".

Tucker wasn't the only affirmative action TV-man who hated on the Swedes. BillO complained about how kids are born outside of marriage in Sweden after we allowed gay marriage.
Actually Sweden don't have gay marriage, and kids have been born outside of marriage here for a long time baby.

 

NAPOLEON BUSH

Whatever happened to Jeb? He used to be so cool.

 

NED LAMONT

Was the lessons of 9/11 really the Lieberman should be in charge in Connecticut? We thought is was that you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket.

 

NIPPLES OR NOT

Katherine Harris made an appearance on FOX News hannity&COLMES
Whatever happened to her?

 

NOT IN THE FACE!

Dick shot a guy. Then he said he was sorry. The guy that is, not Dick.

 

ON YOUR LEFT

Artist Banksy put a Guantanamo doll in a Disneyland ride. After the doll was captured and send to the detention center, the percentage of prisoners held there captured by Americans went up to 6%.

 

ONE OBAMA, TWO OBAMA...

Actual SNL fun after Fey left.

 

OPRAH

The big O talked about the minimum wage.

 

O'REILLY SPEAKS

Less than 1% of the American population watched O'Reilly that evening.

 

PIRATES

Swedish filesharing site The Pirate Bay got raided by the cops. This after American über-lobby group the MPAA pressed the Swedish government with "shut it down or we'll tell the WTO".
Luckily the Swedish police acted in time and the "Dennis Miller tells jokes about the French" DVD's were sent back to the US.

 

PLASTIC

Mitt found a big plate.

 

PRINCESS

Swedish Princess Madeleine was said to look a bit slutty by nutty Fred Phelps. Fred then traveled to Sweden to protest outside the royal castle (something about us being gay). The Phelps family however went to the wrong castle. What are the odds of there being two castles and Fred&Co ending up outside the wrong one?

Phelps then went to hell for wearing (tacky) clothes made out of two different kinds of fabric.

The Swedish king however payed a visit to his American counterpart.

 

QUAYLE 2000

Dan eating salad while Reagan is talking only finished 58th.

 

REBUILDING

Tom Tancredo presented his ideas on Iraq.

 

ROAD TO PERDITION

ABC's "The Path to 9/11" was loosely based on historical events. So we pitched some ideas to ABC that played around with their famous characters.
First up there was "Communist Man-fest - the path to the end of communism". In this docudrama, loosely based on historical events, the end of communism is traced back to the morning of january 5th 1951 when Molotov walks in on his wife, Gabrielle, with comrade Stalin.

Then there was "Throw the Jew down the well - the path to the end of Zionism". In this game show, old ABC favorite, and expert on the topic, Walt Disney asked competitors questions about the falsehoods spread by the Jews and helped the viewer set the record straight. It's not only fun, but also loosely based on historical events.

Later that 9/11-docudrama, loosely based on historical events, got nominated for an Emmy.

 

SADDAM

...was executed. Yeey!

 

SOUTH

British car show Top Gear went to the South and got stones thrown at them after they painted their cars (to have stones thrown at them).
Don't you just love it when stereotypes turn out to be true.

 

SPORTS

Lance Armstrong was named Commie Atheist Bike Rider of 2005.

...Floyd Landis was not. But at least the guy did the most American thing you can do and blamed his failings on the French. You gotta love him for that.

Italy won the World Cup and men with small penises claimed soccer is not a real sport. They then went back to watching top athletes reach for Oxygene after rushing a whole 15 yards.

But who can blame the American sports fans for hating soccer. Now that the only player they know of is "fired" from the English national team, what are they to do? Hopefully Becks will be hired back by some other country soon.

 

SUGARTITS

 

THIS CALLS FOR A SEXY PARTY

Bill O'Reilly of 1975 was a swinging guy. Now he has to pay for it.

 

TONY

The B-man left office.

 

TRAITORS

...were commuted.

 

UNIFORM

Laura "little sniffer" Ingraham went somewhere almost close to a war zone and dressed up like a solider. If it wasn't for that ridiculously fitting helmet and the fact that she's Laura Ingraham, we might have believed it.